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IDK how I am compared to average, but I think I'm a very industrious person. If I have an opportunity to work, I will. I work a full time job that usually gives me 35-40 hours/week, I workout every night for 1.5 hours, I'm frequently practicing against bots on the hardest difficulty in Quake Live to prepare for Quake Champions, record myself in case something worth putting on Youtube happens, I listen to commentary/news videos at 2x speed so I can hear more things faster, I like and comment on right political videos to help boost their chances of getting recommended, and I can't even eat properly anymore. Maybe the last 1's because my job only gives us 15 minutes of break for every 5 hours in a shift, which caused me to habituate eating fast, but even at home or eating out, I end up eating fast and uncomfortably. I just want to swallow food and return home as soon as possible so I can do more productive things at home. I'm constantly stressing myself yet I have to be constantly doing things or else I'll feel even more uncomfortable

I obviously need to spend like $1,000 for an hour of therapy, right? I shamefully work in the fast food industry as a regular worker. I have 1 week of requested time off and for 6 of those days, I'll be job hunting for a less stressful job that pays better. At the job I have now, I need to drink energy drinks to maintain my performance so my managers don't rant at me and so that they don't get ranted at by corporate level either. These things destroy hearts. Exercise helps, but it only solves the symptoms instead of the problem which is drinking energy drinks almost daily. I've even developed a tolerance for them, lessening my performance boosts

There are 2 nice malls almost next to each other only 3 miles from where I live. Ideally, at minimum, I hope some store at either location will hire me, anything that isn't in the food industry. Preferably, I'd like to get hired by the mall for top1%ers. The crowd is so much smaller, everyone is calmer, and the environment is so businessly fancy. They have so many stores that sell expensive as fuck stuff. The fashion industry sells stuff at huge markups, so I'm hoping that if I get the dream scenario, maybe I'll have enough money to buy some fancy attire. My job will require me to dress as rich as my customers anyways. I just hope that I have a good enough resume to get interviewed

Unfortunately, all I can put on it are 1.5 years of working at the 2nd most popular fast food store of the company in America in the 8th most popular mall in America, 128 credit hours, psychology major, sadly never graduated, my strength (Going to test my pull up and push up limit tomorrow), and that's about it. I don't have any valuable trades. But what does a sales associate need to know beyond persuasion? I guess I could practice saying random things to a microphone to learn how to talk well and stuff. IDK

I'm doubting that I'll end up in the top1%er mall. The demand is low but the markups are high. I'll more likely end up in the mall for everyone at/above middle class because that place is constantly flooded with customers. Stores will need workers to help keep up with customers. I haven't even started yet because I feel so sick from stress, work, health destructive food that I serve, and energy drinks. Why haven't I puked yet?


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ReinoHawate Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2017
Hey found you by accident through a artist i'm watching. Are smashers really that hardcore? I have some friends who play it only for fun, so not even near competitive skill and not that often only if i initiate it. Subscribed to your channel we should hold together.

Take care.
Gaytkeeper Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2017
It's a complicated issue. You'll find brainless Memelee fans who do nothing but suck dicks and on the other extreme, you'll find reasonably calm people in person at tournaments. I'm done with the community and I never want to enter any Smash site, subreddit, channel, nor anything else. I'd much rather spend my time in Smash just playing the game with friends and showing off in Youtube videos. There may be a lot of subjectivity

Thank you and take care too ♥
PonyArcade Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Best wishes.
LexisSketches Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2016
Hello! :wave:
Just a random deviant stopping by to say hello :la:
:eager: I hope you have a wonderful day, 
and a wonderful February! :hug:
Charrez Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you very much for the watch, thats awesome :3
J25TheArcKing Featured By Owner Edited Apr 5, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I like your profile icon, it's 20% more cooler! Nice OC. :iconsoawesomedashplz:

Hey great videos you got.…
This leads to memories... Wow I love that video. 2009.

I was Dengar9999 commenting on your videos a few years ago. I don't comment anymore on your videos, because of 1. the Google Plus that is getting in my way and 2. there are way too much sexists, homophobes, racists and rude people in the comments, so much negative comments nowadays.

Hey I need to ask you a question.

Is Vinyl:
Is he masterluigi34 and Tokyogamer7?
Because I am Dengar999, I am a very old friend of his in old YouTube around 2007-2009, and also 2010? I talked to him and stuff, watched his videos and he watched my videos. I am also surprise that he was into MLP FiM, it's epic when you see an old friend that is into something you like. It surprises you.

Are you friends with him?  

Please reply, thank you.
Gaytkeeper Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2015
The G+ forced integration kind of sucks

The racism, sexism, and homophobia isn't something specific to Youtube. It's something that exists on a lot of places on the internet. Sure you'll encounter some, but most users are actually not bad people

I used to be online friends with him, somewhat, but we never interacted much
CrutonArt Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2015  Student Digital Artist
are you heart? :3
Gaytkeeper Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2015
CrutonArt Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2015  Student Digital Artist
is bae
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